Damien Hirst finally makes
something recognizable as art, and the chattering classes hate it.
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From Treasures
from the Wreck of the Unbelievable by
Damien Hirst. All images lifted from the internet without attribution because,
hey, it’s 2018 and that’s how we roll now.
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One of my former students now works in the workshop of
a famous artist. This artist does not create his own work. His ideas are
executed by a staff of artisans. He has a factory in Manhattan, a workshop in
New Jersey, and hires specialists elsewhere as needed. He pays his artists
about twice the minimum wage, and has a cadre of middle-managers and designers.
He himself has no technical skills. “I’m the idea person,” he has said. His
most expensive work sold in the aftermarket for just under $60 million, but you
can buy copies on Etsy for $35. The work is so banal as to be uncopyrightable.
The artist’s workshop was standard practice for European
artists from the Middle Ages until the 19th century. Sometimes these
were family based, which is why we had women painters like Artemisia
Gentileschi—she studied with her father and was
better than the boys.
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From Treasures
from the Wreck of the Unbelievable by
Damien Hirst.
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But these workshops were guild-regulated, and had a strict quid
pro quo: young apprentices worked in exchange for their room, board and
training. Consider the early career of Raphael: he was taken into the
workshop of Umbrian master Pietro
Perugino at a very young age, perhaps as young as eight. By 17, he was
qualified to hang out his own shingle as a master painter.
The modern workshop, however, is not designed as a teaching
mechanism; it’s a factory for expensive, branded artwork.
Damien Hirst was the most
prominent member of the group known as Young British Artists (YBA) These were the bad
boys of British Art in the late 1980s. All attended Goldsmiths, all were
discovered by Charles
Saatchi. Hirst had a rocky start, barely getting into art school at all.
Hirst became famous for a formaldehyde-preserved shark
called The Physical Impossibility of
Death in the Mind of Someone Living, which sold for something greater than
$8 million. Like the artist I mentioned above, Hirst is sometimes accused of
plagiarism. The shark, for example, may have ‘quoted’ the window display of a
Shoreditch electrical supply shop. Once again, the problem is that the ideas are
too banal to be owned.
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From Treasures
from the Wreck of the Unbelievable by
Damien Hirst.
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With the new millennium has come reassessment. Hirst’s
prices have slumped. He has responded with a comeback show, Treasures
from the Wreck of the Unbelievable, sprawling across two museums in Venice. It is an enormous fantasy based
on the supposed discovery of a sunken ship. It includes its own movie.
It’s been panned by the cognoscenti. “Insipid,” wrote
Tiernan Morgan. “[U]ndoubtedly one of the worst exhibitions of
contemporary art staged in the past decade,” wrote
Andrew Russeth. “[A] spectacular, bloated folly, an enormity that may prove the
shipwreck of Hirst’s career,” wrote
Alistair Sooke. Hirst has been accused of plagiarizing the sunken artwork of Jason deCaires
Taylor, which, considering the history of the YBA, is downright laughable.
This former darling of the British art world obviously cheesed
someone off.
From Treasures
from the Wreck of the Unbelievable by
Damien Hirst.
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Unlike those reviewers, I don’t get a free trip to Venice to
see the show in situ, so I looked at
pictures online. That’s no way to experience art, but to me, it
seemed audacious, witty, absurd and well-crafted (albeit by someone other than
Hirst). In short, it was all the things Hirst never succeeded at when he was
famous and feted.
While I was pondering his fall from grace, I was preparing
for a studio visit of my own, the net to be calculated in hundreds, rather than
millions, of dollars. I emptied the trash and cleaned the toilet, and the juxtaposition
made me smile.














