Plastic netting
covered with LEDs, blowing over St. Petersburg's old pier? Sounds more like an environmental
disaster than public art.
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| Artist's rendering of the proposed sculpture at night, courtesy of city of St. Petersburg, FL. |
Enter modernism, with its stubborn refusal to accommodate
meaning. “The Kelpies”
by Andy Scott rise 30 meters next to the Forth and Clyde Canal. They are
best appreciated zooming past on the M9. They capture nothing of Scotland and
certainly nothing of the shapeshifting, devious magic of the mythical beasts.
There was Christo and Jeanne-Claude’s The Gates. I walked
through it many times, trying to catch the magic. The magic, I decided, was in the
coffers of nearby stores that catered to tourists. Then there’s Penetrable, by Jesús Rafael Soto. These
urine-colored plastic shower curtains so
disfigured Frederic Church’s Olana that they've been extended for another
season.
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Artist's rendering of
the proposed sculpture during the day, courtesy of city of St. Petersburg, FL.
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The latest entry into the debate is a
proposed sculpture at St. Petersburg, FL, by Janet Echelman. The $3 million net sculpture will be “made of the same material that is used for astronauts’
spacesuits,” said the Tampa Bay Times. I’m not sure what that means, since
spacesuits contain nylon, Dacron, Neoprene, Mylar, Gortex, Kevlar, and Nomex. Another
source said the sculpture would be polytetrafluoroethylene, or Teflon. Yum.
And the
sculpture will—of course—be brightly lighted, with LEDs in various bright
colors.
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Artist's rendering of
the proposed sculpture at night, courtesy of city of St. Petersburg, FL.
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Ironically, the park for which it is slated was created to
preserve waterfront green space. Spa Beach is officially a passive park, meaning
that permanent structures (anything that will last more than six months) are
banned. No problem. City Attorney Jackie Kovilaritch has
said that "a substantial change of use" ordinance will be
introduced to fix that pesky problem.
Echelman assures the city that her work is designed to be
wind-resistant and that a consortium of
engineers say it won’t end up as junk plastic in the ocean. Pardon
me, but we’ve all heard that before.
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Artist's rendering of
the proposed sculpture at night, courtesy of city of St. Petersburg, FL
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There’s the question of light pollution and the possible impact
on seabirds and sea creatures, none of which can be predicted with certainty. But mostly, to me, it’s a question of where
people can go to get away from the endless energy, anxiety, and bustle of the
ever-expanding human colony.
Let this be a monument of sorts, then—to the death of any
sort of real environmental stewardship, to the end of our love of green space, a
funeral marker for a planet that once knew how to sleep at night.



