Is she threatening to
artists, or threatening to women?
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| Ai-Da at a tea party photoshoot for the Telegraph, photo by Nicky Johnston. A real woman would have cleaned the silver before entertaining. |
My programmer husband forwarded a
story from the Telegraph that was headlined, “Meet Ai-Da: the robot artist
giving real painters a run for their money.”
“I don’t think you have anything to worry about just yet,”
he told me.
I don’t—but some abstract painters might. “From a basic set
of parameters, such as a photograph of some oak trees, or a bee, the robot has
rendered abstract ‘shattered light’ paintings warning of the fragility of the
environment that would look at home in a top modern gallery,” read Ai-Da’s
press release.
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| One of Ai-Da's paintings. I predict she sells out. |
Ai-Da is programmed to sample the colors in the photograph
and then reiterate them on a canvas. Such algorithms are basic in computer
science. They can sometimes mimic thought, but they lack the intuitive connections
that real thinking requires. It’s wonderful that they’ve given Ai-Da a hand to make
images the slow, tedious way, but the final results are no more creative or
meaningful than a screen-saver.
She is programmed to do a more than this, but she was just
delivered from the factory in April, so we must be patient with Baby Girl.
She can sketch with a pencil and uses facial recognition technology to draw
human faces. Apparently, her coordinate system is programmed in three dimensions,
because she can sculpt, after a fashion. Her art videos are included in the show. She can read
aloud. Then, too, so can my phone.
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| And her sculpted bee, which is substantially less-effectively rendered than a 3D laptop project would be. |
She’s much faster than a human painter. There’s no dithering
about light levels, values, composition or meaning, so she can knock off a
large canvas in about two hours.
Of course, the real artists are the team that programmed
her. That, as you may imagine, is extensive: scientists from Oxford, a robotics
firm from Cornwall, and engineers from Leeds.
“Thematically the exhibition questions our relationship with
technology and the natural world by presenting how [Artificial Intelligence]
and new technologies can be simultaneously a progressive, disruptive and
destructive force within our society,” droned the blog Director of Finance.
That’s a beautiful parody of the artist’s statement, made funnier because the
artist herself has no brain.
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| Ai-Da in her studio. Note the artfully-daubed flowing painter's smock, along with her immobilized feet, photo by Nicky Johnston. |
Ai-Da is having her first solo show at St John’s College,
Oxford. If I were in England, I’d probably go, just to see how seamlessly
engineers have put the software on my laptop into a large, unwieldy
machine.
There’s really no reason for Ai-Da to have a body except to
personalize her; she might as well be a hand moving through space, as at the
Ford factory. Curator Aidan Meller, who spearheaded
the project, conjured up a female minion. Her press photos are set in a studio
of campy femininity. But other than her Stepford Wife expression, wig, and long
flowing dress, she’s really just a large machine with excessively large hands
and feet.
Since the advent of the Industrial Revolution, artists have
understood the distinction between machinery and mind. Nobody has yet been able
to program an Ai-Da with a Big Idea, the one that gets artists jumping out of
bed in the morning and working for a year with no guaranteed return. Nor is
there enough money in making paintings to justify building lots of robotic
painters. She’s a freak of engineering, and nothing more.
I’m feeling more threatened by the fact that this drone is
called a “she”. There’s been a creeping expansion of my personal personal pronoun recently. It’s accompanied by the
trappings of what men perceive to be feminine, without any real deep understanding
of womanhood. Referring to boats as “she” is as far as I want to see it go in
the material world.
















