My diet is in tatters
but I’m on schedule with the portrait.
| I spent most of my time yesterday moving the coffee table from place to place trying to make an interesting geometry of that bottom left corner. |
I’d assumed it was a story of injured amour-propre. This week I’ve spent some time on the servants’
stairs of a Georgian townhouse, and my sympathy for Lord Snowdon has increased
(albeit marginally). I would not have enjoyed hefting the absurdly-heavy photography
equipment of 1956 up and down those narrow stairs, skirting past the maids and
footmen I ignored in everyday life.
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| I've rearranged the furniture, set up my easel, and otherwise made a terrible mess of the drawing room. That's a James Morrison landscape overlooking my shoulder there; a happy omen, if you ask me. |
The house in which I’m working has had many iterations since
its construction. The main staircase, very grand, rises in a beautiful spiral from
a first-floor vestibule. There is a modern staircase, added after the building served
a stint as offices after World War 1, when the house was converted to flats.
This staircase connects the first floor with the basement floors into a
three-story unit. But in its original form, the public rooms of this house—the first
floor, the piano nobile above it, and
the bedrooms above that—were effectively sealed off from the tradesmen’s
entrance by this lack of public staircase.
The only staircase which ran the height of the house was a
stone one, intended for servants. Despite my familiarity with historical
English novels, I didn’t fully grasp what this meant until I’d trotted up and
down them a dozen times.
It’s easy to feel how intimidated a homeowner would be at
the idea of running down those service stairs to check on the operation of his
own home (if such an outlandish idea had even occurred to him). The stone steps
are set as far back as is possible without actually being in the garden, and
they’re not easy on the feet. They are narrow and turn fast in their circular shaft.
The humble historical housemaid must have had legs of steel.
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| I captured my subject briefly for a quick drawing and managed to make her look all of fifteen years old. The bones are right, however, and I'll try again today. |
The modern Scots who live in these terraced houses are more
fit than their American cousins, with our easy, lazy two-story homes. The stone
stairs are now the main stairs between the garden-level kitchen and the main
rooms of the house. Our host, a man in his fifties, regularly trots up and down
them. I’m working in a drawing room, and I’m not as strong as a Regency lady’s
maid, so I recruited my husband to carry my easel and kit up for me.
This room is a symphony of indirect light and beautiful
paneling. The setting is very lovely, but I don’t want to allow it to dwarf my
subject. I spent the day carefully measuring and plotting my composition.
I’ve also managed, occasionally, to sit my subject down for
some preliminary drawings. I’m afraid I’ll need a butterfly net and some duct
tape to fully capture her. She’s a very energetic woman.
Then there is the city itself, which is hilly and congested.
It was a foggy, rainy evening, and our hosts graciously took us to dinner. We took
a cab there and walked home; the trips took the same length of time, and
walking was frankly more pleasant.
I had Shetland scallops, served very differently from the
bay scallops at home, with a dry white wine along the lines of a vinho verde. This was followed by a nightcap
of a private cask single-malt whisky. My diet is in tatters but I’m feeling
less guilty than you might think.




















