Into Swedish Death
Cleaning or KonMari? Maybe you should paint that stuff before you toss it away.
Blonde Santa is available through the Kelpie Gallery this month. |
It’s not quite as bad as the Asherah poles and high altars
the Old Testament prophets were always lecturing about. Christmas can be a
simple celebration of love and joy among one’s family or a chance to ponder the
miracle of the Incarnation. Or, if you want, it can be stroll through Manhattan
to see the Christmas lights or a bonfire on the beach in Lincolnville, ME. I’m
down with it all.
This boa-wearing reindeer is a Christmas decoration given to me by my sister-in-law. I added the double rainbow and setting for effect. |
I enjoy setting out my own Christmas decorations. Here are
the plaster sheep made by my brother and sister in Sunday school. This January will
be the fiftieth anniversary of my sister’s death; my brother followed her into
the grave only four short years later. On most days, it no longer stings, but
when I unwrap those figurines, I’m reminded that I’m their remaining
memory-keeper. Every one of us has such people in our hearts. For me, Christmas
is a safe time to unpack and visit them.
Here are my kids’ stockings. Now that they have their own
homes, I should mail them to them, but it’s nice to remember the woman who
started this tradition, Jan Dunlap, and all the subsequent stocking-makers in
our history. So up they go on the bannister.
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My Christmas Angel, by Carol L. Douglas |
Here are the beautiful crocheted ornaments my mother made
for my tree. They need reblocking; the starch has yellowed over the years. By
Epiphany I’ll be so sick of Christmas I’ll rewrap them and vow to do it next
year. Craft projects scare me.
Here is the Santa given to me by my pal Judie. He has a lush
blonde beard, making him look like he has a tobacco problem. Judie and I were a
Lucy Ricardo and Ethel Mertz crafting team. We had great ideas, but they didn’t
always work. Actually, they never worked.
My mother, on the other hand, was awesome at crafts. In my
dining room I have a lighted porcelain tree she made back in the 1950s. It’s
spray-painted gold. Recently a young person asked me where I found
that amazing vintage decoration.
My only successful craft project is my 4H angel, on top of
the tree. I figure she’s 48 years old this year, but I could be wrong.
She’s missing her tassels and her burlap dress is fading, but she reminds me of
my 4H friends, some of whom still have their own angels from the same day. My
mother once bought me a lovely ceramic and lace tree-topper to replace her, but
I gave that to my daughter. I prefer my ratty old angel.
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Happy New Year! by Carol L. Douglas |
Yesterday, I tossed a few things in packages to mail to my kids.
I have more of this sorting to do, and maybe I’ll get to it this year.
My friend Kristin
Zimmermann had a brilliant idea about what one should do with objects of
sentimental value that one doesn’t want to store. She painted them, as here,
and then passed them along.
I’ve painted many of my Christmas decorations over the
years, which means I’m part of the way along to divestiture. But the heck with Swedish Death Cleaning or KonMari. Come January 6, they’ll all go back in the attic where they belong.