I received an amusing text from a friend this morning that
said, “Tough living, this artist stuff. But perhaps less stressful than [a
Fortune 500 company at which he works].”
“You really think so?” I responded. Painting for a living has many advantages, but a stress-free life is not among them.
My pal Brad Van Auken is fond of quoting Malcolm Gladwell’s Outliers: The Story of Success and its 10,000-Hour
Rule. This posits that the key to success in any field is a matter of
practicing a specific task for around 10,000 hours.
That would be about five years of full-time work, which is
indeed about what a person needs to do to be a good painter. Of course,
that’s also more or less equivalent to a graduate degree.
However, painting combines a high level of technical
training with the brute force of physical labor. That has led to some wonderful snafus. Consider the time I
dumped my easel over a wall and into a manure pile. Or the time I dropped my
brushes into Braddock Bay. Or the time
my car battery died on a sub-zero day and I had to hike to a farmhouse to cadge
a jump. Or the time my car battery died in the Adirondacks and my friend Marilyn Fairman had to hike to a place in cell phone range to call for help. Or the time I sent my umbrella
sailing into the Rio Grande, never to be seen again.
When people comment about how much fun painting is—and it is—they
aren’t paying attention to the training, the commuting, or the back-office work.
They’re reacting to the sheer physicality of it, about not being stuck in an
office or a cube farm. In modern America, everyone really wants to be a manual
laborer; some of us have actually figured out how to do it.
If you haven’t
registered for my workshops but want to, know that October 2013—last session
with openings in 2013—is selling out fast. Or, let me know if you’re interested
in painting with me in 2014. Click here for
more information on my Maine workshops!

